Pirate Jokes

Since the students are preparing for graduation and I don't have any classes, I did what any good ALT would do, I spent my time looking up Pirate Jokes online. Here are some of the ones that I weird out my colleagues by laughing really loud at my desk for no apparent reason! Rrrrrrrrr me maties!

1. This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says... Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

2. What is a pirate's favorite letter?
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

3. A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

4. So this pirate walks into a bar, with a paper towel on his head.. he sits down, has a few drinks, and sure as the sun shines, the bartender's curiosity finally gets the best of him, and says to the pirate "hey there guy, don't you know that you have a paper towel on your head?" to which the pirate responds "AARRR matey, that's no paper towel, that's a BOUNTY on me head!"

5. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It’s rated AARRRR!
And do you know why?
Because of all the booty!